Time-Travel Boner 

When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.

"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"

Time-Travel Boner by lodfrog June 3, 2013

basketball shorts boner 

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.

Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”

basketball shorts boner by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021

Pro boner 

Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.

"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."

"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."

Pro boner by Buttenlocker June 4, 2014

Heart boner 

The fluttery feeling you get in your chest when someone says something that makes you just wanna fuck em

"I love you" is an example of something that may resent in an instant heart boner

Heart boner by Thefatty May 23, 2017

Doppler Boner 

The boner that the weatherman gets from interrupting your regularly schedule television schedule to show you Doppler Radar Images of trailer parks being relocated.

Travis: Damn it! Channel 4 just cut away from the A-TEAM rerun to show that Trailer Park in Lake Arrowhead getting blown to bits on Doppler.

Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...

Doppler Boner by McDoh! June 28, 2009

modem boner 

Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.

Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.

modem boner by Captain James Kidd February 20, 2014

pre-boner 

a pre-boner is when you get hard but not fully hard and you're just like, "damn".

"Babe, start sucking, I only have a pre-boner right now."

pre-boner by tvlesher December 28, 2014