Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.

Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage.

by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024

Frosted Apple McMuffin

When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)

Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum

by My_snake_is_solid42069 May 11, 2023

fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass

That bitch has a fake Apple

by Dickball May 14, 2015

doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor

"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex

by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021

Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Apple Hill

A girls ass

“Dude! Stop looking at her apple hill!”

by 120303828282829393932929939339 October 31, 2018