texas hookem

When a girl is about to leave the bed but a guy grabs the girl back by her pussy

Don't try a Texas hookem on your girlfriend

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so

" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"

by Blast169 June 26, 2016

Texas Dry Rub

When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices

It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.

Yo bro, it's been a long week I can't wait to do a Texas Dry Rub

by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025

Texas ranger

A memedroid user. He cries if his memes are rejected. He cries so much he puts a new term to cry baby

How long has Texas ranger been crying for, a year?

by Megaworp January 4, 2022

Texas Tuck

When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck

The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.

by Bed Making September 15, 2022

Texas Valve

Valves worked by overweight men with hemorrhoids and awesome dad bods.

Those guys that worked those Texas Valves sure can pound some donuts.

by HotScottySandpacker June 16, 2022