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Andrew

If you ever meet an Andrew I would be very cautious of them cause they may be aggressive. He may come off as a sweet and attractive at first, But there may be a chance he has a very unattractive personality. Not all Andrews are like this but most may be. When he get to know you he will fall in love instantly and will want to take you on nice dates, but when he starts to get closer you may regret it. He has a decent style of clothing and is very expressive of what he wears. He is also a decent athlete that has large muscles. Andrew is also very sensitive and is often times a mommas boy. Andrew also likes to be with himself and find pleasure in himself;) Overall Andrew is a nice guy as first and if you stay on his nice side he is a great friend, But if you get on his bad side he will choke you.
Andrew is a Bum
Andrew is so creamy
Wrong hole Andrew
Don't choke me to hard Andrew i want to breathe
by loverboy7878 November 2, 2021
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Andrew

A beautiful man, he's truly a great friend and is always there for you. He could have goofy energy or very sad energy. Andrews have been through a lot, but still are amazing inside and out.
Damn Andrew, your such a great friend.
by Andrewiscute July 12, 2021
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Andrew Hootman

Andrew Hootman that nigga yo.
by Spritedawg July 16, 2021
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Andrew

A dickhead who cant control himself yet can be very entertaining at times
“Why are you acting like such a dickhead? I’ll start calling you andrew!”
by Johnboy July 18, 2021
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Andrew cuomo

He doesn't seem like a guy that makes many smart decisions, but he also doesn't seem like a predator either.
Andrew Cuomo doesn't look like Whitney Houston and the female state trooper most likely doesn't look like Kevin Costner, but any time a female is assigned to make a guy feel safe instead of him making her feel safe, what does he expect to happen to him? He allowed this to happen to himself, now he has to climb out of the hole he dug himself, even if he had help from other people that digging it with him. It seems like stuff you would see coming, but apparently he didn't pay much attention to any indication that these people close to him were not friends of his.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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Andrew

Andrew is a great friend that you can come across. You can tell him almost anything and he can keep a secret. He can make you laugh in almost any situation and he’s very nice and caring.
Andrew: “What’s wrong?”
“I just had a bad day today”
Andrew: *does something funny*
“Haha you always find a way to cheer me up”
by Speed⚡️⚡️ September 7, 2021
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Andrew

A good looking rich guy that has tons of women. Unlike "Josh," who lives in a trailer and has to have game to get with ladies, Andrew relies on his father's standing in the community, his good looks and an endless supply of drugs to attract women. All Andrews like to beat up their dates and choke them during sex. Women who go out with Andrew end up in the trunk of his car.

While Andrew may not have lady game, he has mad game with law enforcement. Andrew breezes through a DUI checkpoint with a beat up dead chick in the passenger seat. He makes a witty comment about how he's her designated driver and the cops thank him for keeping everyone safe. Although dozens of women have OD'd at Andrew's house, police feel awkward when they have to ask Andrew questions that might incriminate him. Andrew puts them at ease, asking about their mom or their recent vacation and he lets them know how much he appreciates their hard work. Then everyone goes back to their normal routine feeling that the natural order of things has been preserved.

Most Andrews are eventually elected to high positions in government, where they continue their awesome lifestyle on a larger scale. In the rare case where Andrew's misdeeds catch up with him, he becomes famous and his name is celebrated in popular culture. Examples of famous Andrews are: serial killer Andrew Cunanan, alleged mobster Andrew Gigante, Andrew Chikatilo (AKA The Butcher of Rostov), and Andrew Jackson, murderer of indigenous people.
Tyler: "Hey Chad, d'you know if that chick in 310 is still in Europe? Myles the doorman said he hasn't seen her in weeks."
Chad: "Yeah well you know, she hooked up with some Andrew, so..."
Tyler: "Suh-weeeet! That means her apartment is gonna be available soon. There won't be a police investigation, so I could be chillin' on that balcony by the end of the month!"
Tyler: (Raises his glass) "Here's to Andrew - we owe you bro!"
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
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