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Andrew Jepsen

An Andrew jepsen is the biggest waste of sperm. If you see one you might even laugh at how pathetic his life is. He is a pissy peace of shit that should not be trusted. Over all an Andrew jepson is a pathetic faggot who slurps on fat cock.
Oh look at that guy sucking dick behind that trash can, must be an Andrew Jepsen
by Mr. master69 March 19, 2019
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Andrew

The best bf I could ever have. Literally listens to whatever I say cause I'm always right. Could be non chalant but in reality he's the most sweetest and thoughtful person. He's also lowkey hot!!! and his hands too ngl. He can be kinda funny ig but needs to be humbled 24/7. Don't boost his ego fr.
Charlize: omg whos that person on your fyp
Friend: oh that's andrew

Charlize: why he kindaaa...
by batman247365 November 17, 2023
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andrew

has a fat flabby ane hole
have you seen andrew walking in the corridor? his ane sags and drags across the ground!
by iwanttotouchandrew May 21, 2024
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andrew lofland

A person that is best friends with Sydney Ahlstrom and his girlfriend is Vanessa Miller (He's a nerd of the flash and other things)
Omg look it's Andrew lofland!
by Sydney grace January 15, 2018
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Andrew

Andrews are extremely sexy! They are sex gods amazing at it! They have giant dicks! Like giant. Have six packs for days and are often tall and cute and really loyal. Your lucky to call Andrew a friend or more.
Andrew is my bf.
by Lantern lips October 31, 2019
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Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith is an absolute stallion who gets all of the girls. He bangs anything that moves including " pigs sheep girls guys minors old single ladies and much more. Andrew Smith is also a legendary friend who loves to rap along to lil pump songs. Andrew beats his slaves very harshly when they talk back to him. He also only feeds the children in his basement only once a week. He tends to only eat bagels covered with the blood of orphans. Andrew is an extremely good friend that is extremely skinny and is white as slenderman. He often spends his free time sniffing the hair of minors and makes them give his 18 year old rear end a foot massage.
by Sir game and watch June 1, 2022
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Andrew

Andrew is a big ol gay guy. He may want to be a teacher but he is definitely a perv…. Andrew always says “this is the year!” when McDonalds Monopoly rolls around. Mistaken for an Orangutang by some students, the cure to some weight gain is a nice fast according to Andrew.
That drive went 200 yards, who hit it?

Must’ve been Andrew
by biggorilla234 November 23, 2021
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