donkey

Sexy honky donkey going around and doing dragons. He comes from shrek and is a famous donkey he may be a donkey but a special one.

Thats a hot donkey if i ever seen one SHIT I would even HAVE SEX WITH THAT DONKE

by oddsquad.com May 11, 2022

studying donkey

A person who studies a lot, and he gets straight As in tests or exams, but he has no idea what the hell is he doing! A 21st century typical student who only focuses on grades or degrees, and he cares little to zero about the material he is learning, or the outcome of his studies in terms of knowledge and real life applications. Someone who is in school with the main focus of making more money or following the crowd and listening to what others told him, so he tries to do well just to embarrass them. The good student with no qualifications who sums up our educational systems today.

This engineer I work with must have been a studying donkey! He has a PHD, but he cannot answer a single question I ask him at my job.

by Zizou1990 March 9, 2024

Shit donkey bitch

A bitch who goes up and down sidewalks licking shit up and taking it off of her tongue, shoves it up her ass shits it out and eats it up

OH SHIT THERE GOES A SHIT DONKEY BITCH

by Cunt licking shit fuck September 17, 2017

Swamp Donkey

Something of great value or importance. Can also be an act of greatness.

Hey JJ, that was an unbelievable swamp donkey you just hit.

by oXMike OxlongXo April 14, 2024

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022

Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019

Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!

Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.

by The Late Brew April 25, 2020