David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 25, 2022
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David Beckingham Jr.

David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.
Dude did you see "David Beckingham Jr." he's looking for money again.
by Ibrahim Abromowitz October 14, 2022
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David ronan

Look at that poofter over there he looks like a right david ronan
by David ronan February 28, 2018
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David Break

When A homie ceases to re-up, but stays cheif’n on the groups stash
Man you better get off that David break, and buy some nugs!!
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David Alejandro Esquivel

Deportation. The act of deporting.
Don't make me David Alejandro Esquivel you.
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David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.
by Fenbork December 19, 2023
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