korean apple

when a bitch is blowing you and she goes to suck on the nut but she bites it like an apple

have you ever had a korean apple?

so this bitch was giving me a korean apple right and i screamed?

by redalpaca April 18, 2014

apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples

Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!

by Glarknok April 28, 2014

apple

1) A FREAKING FRUIT ONLY A DOUCHEBAG WOULD SEARCH THAT
2) A computer system that has much better software than Windows.

1) Apple peels are coated with freaking wax! Who coats a freaking fruit with wax?
2) Apple user: Windows sucks. Windows user: No freaking way you say that. Apple's software is terrible. (Apple user kills Windows user)

by Handle can't be blank. May 3, 2014

alibi apple

The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.

I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.

by alibiapple August 8, 2014

Apple

An amazing extraordinary girl who gets all the boys and makes everyone laugh.

Lights up any room with her smile.
Friendly and sweet like an apple

That girl is such an Apple. I can tell because of her smile.

by Ann1ero December 7, 2014

snazzy apples

nice pair of j's

woah dude thats some snazzy apples !!

by paper the air January 16, 2015

swallow the apple

In bowling, it is when you miss a key shot.(Choke)

Joe: Harvey got up in the tenth needing a strike to win the tournament.

Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".

by Pins0444 December 16, 2013