Thomas

He's very often found scrolling through his own name on Urban Dictionary. Hes probably affiliated with the Hooker Palace. His best friend is probably a kinky Australian goblin with ADHD.

Thomas illness is chronic but his ass is iconic

by Definitely Not Soko July 8, 2020

odd thomas

The fourth man in the room during a male on male on male butt-n-nut sesh.

“Wow, Joey was a real Odd Thomas last night while you were railing me Todd.” Craig said as Joey left the apartment that morning.

by Ezd’s March 29, 2020

Thomas

has had enough of this narcissistic name-description bollocks.

This posting on Instagram stories is making Thomas violently angry.

by padsDarcey November 23, 2021

Thomas

He’s a kind person sometimes quick tempered but he has the love as much as the ocean . He can angry but after a while he will cuddle u up. He cares others before himself

Friend : Hi , what’s ur new boyfriend’s name ?

U: Thomas

Friend: Girrl , ur lucky 🍀 he’ll never break up with you!! For sure

by Lovenightcore♥️ September 27, 2021

Thomas flyswatter

bug hater

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰

by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024

Thomas

Thomas is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet Thomas, you'll always want to be around them. Their personality is so bright and wonderful. They are confident and carefree, and they will always be there to listen when you are at your worst. Thomas will wear wear whatever seems comfortable to them, but they will look SO GOOD in anything they put on.

Thomas makes a great friend, but they make an even better partner. They will love an cherish you for as long as they can, and they will make you feel so good about yourself.

NEVER LET THEM GO, YOU'LL REGRET IT!

'Thomas is so goddamn beautiful, dude.'
'Bro, thats kinda gay.'

by eeperbeeper December 27, 2021

Thomas

Is the straight motha fuckin man…

Your wife’s bestie: Is that…?
Your wife: Thomas

by Lonny Bahonos November 23, 2021