beat a taco

to have sex. Especially rough.

*Dude I beat a taco last Friday.

*Imma beat her taco tonight.

by bojzzle April 06, 2010

Supreme Taco

The act of a guy putting his meat into a female's freshly shaven bald eagle taco. He then jizzes into her twat causing it to resemble a supreme taco.

Mike Oxlarge was going to pound town on this slutty cunt Susy and continued to ram his shlong into her pink vag. His buddy came in right after he blew his load in her and said he was hungry. Mike responded by saying, "No worries breh, Susy just got a Supreme Taco! BOOOM!!!!"

by Rooson SpongeKnuckes Rabbit September 09, 2008

dirty taco

an old skanky woman who has never douched and has crusty vigina

u ar the 1's who are ball lickers

by Justin July 04, 2003

Hard Taco

crack cocaine

hey man, you got any of them hard tacos??

by xale420 September 15, 2008

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80

TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

by Simply Beastly October 17, 2010

taco muncher

someone who munches on vagina of a dirty sort

dude, i'm such a taco muncher, my breath stinks from last night. wana sniff?

or

dude, ur such a taco muncher, your breath stinks from last night,

by Danielle Cross, August 11, 2008

Del Taco

Literally meaning "Of the Taco". Used to describe a decision made for, well, the promise of pussy.

Dude one: Hey, is Chad coming to our party?
Dude two: Nah, he's going to Kate's house.
Dude one: That's so Del Taco

by That one other OTHER guy February 11, 2011