Dirty Eggs

A move most commonly performed by gym bros and blue collar workers in the bed room.

It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.

Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”

Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”

Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”

Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”

by Caleb Snider July 15, 2025

Egg Nugget

WTF is an Egg Nugget???

Daniel: Wtf is an Egg Nugget???
Kade: ermmm its agshully Egg NOGGET as in eggnog buddy :nerd:

by Scarce21 December 21, 2022

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 2, 2023

eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.

"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Eggs

Egyptian slang for the slang "bedan", which is slang for lame or annoying, it is derived from the pronunciation of the first part of the word "bedan" which is "beid" ,which translates to eggs in Arabic, so to be more discreet some people say "eggs".

"John is so eggs!"

"That girl from yesterday was eggs."

by Clorox_wipes September 7, 2022

Runny Egg

An act during sex where the man ejaculates on his partners nipple

I was getting the best head the other day, but my partner hates swallowing my load, so when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and gave him/her a runny egg

by El Pitoso November 19, 2023