Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe
by mlex July 16, 2019
Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.
by RandyRubix September 25, 2016
by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015
by Douchehaven November 18, 2016
A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s
Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.
by AlbanianCocksman September 20, 2019
by NoodleGuppy October 03, 2011
A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.
Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?
Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.
Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.
by gmastamort March 24, 2009