Jacob

A stupid boy in school that has really low grades in filipino and english, And which also doesn't get riddles right.

Seriously Jacob? You're that dumb?

by Randomguy here lol May 7, 2018

Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.

That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!

by nickerballz August 8, 2024

Jacob

He didn’t clean his room

Jacob should really clean his room

by Donlet/Toilet December 29, 2021

Jacob Dorman

Gangster asf
Extremely right winged

Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily

Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport

SC: jacob_dorman101

Damn that guy is a total Jacob Dorman

by jacob_dorman101 August 25, 2023

Jacob

A dude who has a massive cock, is jacked, and gets bitches

That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch

by J69696969 September 18, 2018

Jacob

Basically a retard

Guys, look, it's Jacob!
Jacob: "Hello beautiful people"

by DropTheBassEvo October 15, 2019

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.

Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge

by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022