v-mailed

(verb) synonymous with reject -- to force an unwanted call to your voice mail. Typically used in the past tense, since the person having the action performed on him/her is unaware until the v-mailing occurs. While getting sent to vmail can occur for good reason i.e. person being called is in class/at work or talking with someone else, it tends to create feelings of woe regardless.

"Man, I stared at my phone for an hour wanting to call that girl, and when I finally pressed send, she fuckin' v-mailed my ass!"

"Dude, don't feel bad about v-mailing that punk. Now he's got a limited time to convince you to call his ass back."

by een January 3, 2009

V-Rect

An erection, usually long lasting, after taking Viagra.

Todd was beginning to lose blood flow to his head after three hours of a v-rection.

by Jose_wanntaka December 26, 2007

do the V

Same as do the T, except that the emphasis is on the movement used when you perform this rather than the "T" of the intersection.

To avoid the trucks and those long traffic lights on the cross streets, I do the V all the time.

by pentozali March 28, 2008

V-Nuts

A kid who lives across the street the biggest italian i know Would eat pasta till the cows cum home plays goalie while playing goalie has a ball magnet to his lucky jewels football and wrestling has a spazz problem with his neck I would call him curly but he cut the locks off and that my friends is mike Venezia

Sunny Corlone V-nuts

by Aaron Pinzon/ Mike Venezia April 2, 2008

v-grip

Slang for virginity used mainly by high school students who are too afraid to say they're virgins, they instead choose to say they're still v-gripped.

Hey I still have my V-grip lets go slow ok?

by Lolicon June 28, 2008

V-Neck Hanger

When you remove a female's pants, and her underwear are in a wedgie configuration inside her vagina, causing you to laugh and ruin the mood. "caused by vaginal wetness and mattress Sliding Prior to removal of clothing"

" Her v-neck hanger made me laugh and she told me to fuck off "

Bill:

How was that chick you picked up last night

Fred:

I had to pick out her v-neck hanger

Bill: Sick Dude !

by PhilmoreSlim October 11, 2008

Human V-Rung

A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.

Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"

by SlickMaple October 12, 2008