When no one is home you sneak into your veggie patch, grab your biggest zucchini and shove it up your arse.
by Brock_B May 5, 2020
Get the Dirty Cinnasmug. The particular moment (often shared between a Straight man and a Gay a man), after blowing a Straight guy (and swallowing) the Straight guy then hits you with an "I'm so happy this happened, because I'm getting married tomorrow", followed by a string of texts saying "you up?", "that was fun, we should do that again", "It would be so much easier if you were a girl".
*If he doesn't send a string of texts, that's not a Dirty JMM, just a hook up.
*If he doesn't send a string of texts, that's not a Dirty JMM, just a hook up.
by cottoncandydreamz April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty JMMmug. Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."
by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 24, 2022
Get the Dirty Kansasmug. A particular “obese” woman who also happens to carry a stench that is absolutely without a doubt caused by not properly washing her hoo ha.
by Souffrance June 13, 2024
Get the Dirty Baloogamug. A Dirty Charnie is the name given to a well hung man that can shag all night long and can still go into the next day banging like an engine in a worn out Ford Cortina
by Bobby Gap July 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Charniemug. When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole
by Defineray February 27, 2024
Get the Dirty dairy cowmug. when a person hides in little kids closets and masturbates to them while they sleep. And in the morning when the minor gets out of bed he whips it out and bangs it till there's no tomorrow.
Girl: Where were you last night?
Boy: Man I was doing a dirty bardiya the entire time, and it was such a good nut!
Boy: Man I was doing a dirty bardiya the entire time, and it was such a good nut!
by MinorLicker2.0NamedBardiyaS March 21, 2024
Get the dirty bardiyamug.