The Latin Catholic Feast of the Assumption is celebrated on 15 August and the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholics celebrate the Dormition of the Mother of God (or Dormition of Theotokos, the falling asleep of the Mother of God) on the same date, preceded by a 14-day fast period.
by Gaberman August 9, 2022

National nude day is every day ladies, so get ready to show some ass and help a brotha out.
Us guys are horny all the time, and you be looking like a snack so just share the love
Us guys are horny all the time, and you be looking like a snack so just share the love
by Big_dick_boy December 16, 2019

Kids are hard to understand. They act waaaaaaaay mature for their age. Often says stuff they're not supposed to say like daddy! or fmh (fuck me hard)! and cuss words? don't even get moi started..
by whatsmyname?idk April 13, 2018

National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.
It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.
by Ricky c to the c January 4, 2022

You :Sends nudes
Someone: why did you send that to me
You: it’s national send nudes day
Someone: ohhhhhh
Someone: sends nudes
Someone: why did you send that to me
You: it’s national send nudes day
Someone: ohhhhhh
Someone: sends nudes
by PaddyWacker06 September 2, 2022

by Shen remains October 17, 2020

When a geek takes a sick day, personal time off, or schedules a day off of work to coincide with the release date of a new game system or game.
David: Hey Chris, can you work a trouble ticket for me on Friday?
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.
by IT Wizzard November 23, 2013
