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beat n' fuck

A rather aggressive session of intercourse; including slaps, bites and the occasional rib tickler or donkey punch. The victim will be satisfied, but bruised! Number of participants can vary
See that girl with the black eye and the limp over there? she's definately had a beat n' fuck
by Grimeburg April 18, 2018
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shut the fuck up

A phrase I use whenever the fuck jack starts talking
Jack:dude I found the meaning of li-
Me:SHUT THE FUCK UP
by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023
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Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”
After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck
by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023
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friend fuck

when you think you found yourself a good friend but they end up talking shit later, you've just been friend fucked
Hey what happened to John ?

Oh he friend fucked me .

Oh that's shitty you'll find someone better to have as a friend
by elidaddy August 25, 2016
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Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.
Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…
by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025
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Fuck Boy

Listens to trap music to fit in even if he's not bout that life at all and thinks he's all grown up because he has a minimum wage job and makes enough money to say he buys his own shit. Talks about being a man and being faithful when hes just a little boy who doesnt even know who the fuck he is and what he will do with his life. Dresses up in brand cloths and has a fuck boy haircut. In a lot of cases they are virgins and play app games and video games all day. Thinks he's cool because he has a lot of loser friends but he don't get pussy for shit. Still listens to trap music and looks stupid trying to sing along and copy dance moves.
"This fuck boy thinks he is something because he just got his driving privilege and pays his own rent, finally. But he can't write a formal paper for shit. I'm gonna fire him."
by 21sandoval January 29, 2017
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what the queer fuck

Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.
Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?
by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017
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