by Tia_is_fine July 6, 2022

Strike up the band: I constantly thank God for Esteban
Just stay where I can see you douse the lights…!
We sure are in for a show tonight.!
Just stay where I can see you douse the lights…!
We sure are in for a show tonight.!
by numberedtables April 23, 2022

by Apple green April 14, 2022

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”
The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.
Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.
Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022


by vscreams April 9, 2022

A feminine upper-body undergarment made from soft stretchy material dat permits an eager stud easy and safe/painless-for-da-gal access to her chest-pillows by simply grasping da garment's lower edge and pulling it upwards, rather than his having to untie/unhook anything.
A push-up bra may indeed often be a real stud-pleaser, but it can also make da task of uncovering "The Merchandise" feel too easy and effortless... any prize seems sweeter if there is at least a bit of difficulty in attaining access to it, and so a guy will savor a chesty chick's allowing him to fondle her "twins" all da more if he has to labor a bit in order to get to dem, da way he would with just a "standard" firm-fabric-and-fastener-equipped "over-da-shoulder-boulder-holder" . If da hot 'n' heavy-breathing dude simply remembers to be careful and gentle while "unwrapping his gift", there should be little risk of damage to either Miss Buxom or her undergarment.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
