When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023

by Chrissygeagan April 15, 2020

when you cheat on your girlfriend with a hot tub jet while punching her in the face and break up with her
by smokypokythebear December 29, 2024

by Terrifier December 4, 2024

man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash
kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle
man: pulls out gun
kid: oh shit
kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle
man: pulls out gun
kid: oh shit
by ting ling 69 April 8, 2022

by MeatEater111 September 3, 2021

by slvrblkk April 25, 2024
