When two guys using a urinal and one guy using a stall start a conversation inside a men's restroom.
by Extra Mayo January 11, 2013
Get the Two #1 One #2mug. Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022
Get the Two squirrels in a walnut treemug. A girl who sleeps round, usually a preppy one, and tries to cover it up by getting straight A's. And using diaphrams.
Look at that Slutty Two Shoes sneaking out her window on a school night to get some booty, When she got caught she said she was studying at the library, and just happened to have a diaphram in her pocket.
by Deshray January 2, 2009
Get the Slutty Two Shoesmug. An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.
Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!
by DANfan January 19, 2013
Get the Two Days Till Retirementmug. by Chris McGrath December 10, 2006
Get the swerve two lanesmug. by IsetMYfriendsONfireBITCH! March 18, 2010
Get the hxc Two-stepmug. That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.
by breezy-licious June 16, 2011
Get the Two Minute Bronchitusmug.