Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.
Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism
by spagoogle April 30, 2018
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Two #1 One #2

When two guys using a urinal and one guy using a stall start a conversation inside a men's restroom.
"When I walked in I kind of freaked out because there was a two #1 one #2 situation going on."
by Extra Mayo January 12, 2013
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Slutty Two Shoes

A girl who sleeps round, usually a preppy one, and tries to cover it up by getting straight A's. And using diaphrams.
Look at that Slutty Two Shoes sneaking out her window on a school night to get some booty, When she got caught she said she was studying at the library, and just happened to have a diaphram in her pocket.
by Deshray January 02, 2009
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A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 07, 2022
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Two more nukes

If the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki saved one million American lives, think of the possibilities of dropping two more nukes.
Thank goodness we blew Japan off of the face of the Earth by dropping two more nukes, or I probably wouldn't be alive!
by Deej Awesome Huson June 03, 2009
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Two Minute Bronchitus

That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.
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swerve two lanes

verb - to be so gangster; cops are always after you so you're always running.
"known as the boss, I swerve two lanes." - Chevey Ridin High, Rick Ross
by Chris McGrath December 09, 2006
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