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Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019
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Toilet pain

A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts
"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"
by epicnamehere July 24, 2024
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skibidi toilet

a type of brainrot content from the deepest pits of hell made by one fucker called dafuqboom
mostly watched by clinically retarded gen alpha mfs that always says those "brr skibidi dop dop dop" bullshit
dealing with a ST kid will definitely make you go so batshit insane that mental asylums can't cure it & will make you go on a killing spree
basically the internet version of a zombie virus
dad: hey sonnie what r you watching
his braindead kid: skibidi toilet
dad: stop watching that, its harmful
his braindead kid: whyy?????? its so fun!!!1!1!1! skibidi dop dop yes yes skidbid y
dad: i said stop
his braindead kid: nooo!!!!!! its very fun!!!!!1!!11!
dad: stop it or else you're not gonna see the light of day again
his braindead kid: noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

(the kid's body was found in a target dumpster)
by clogclique November 12, 2023
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murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
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toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.
by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023
mugGet the toilet tartmug.

Marjorie Toilet Greene

The incompetent toilet-mouth MAGAt from Georgia who no business being in the U.S. Congress.
There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.
by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024
mugGet the Marjorie Toilet Greenemug.

Toilet hugger

Sarah: Did you see the toilet hugger on Carlos?
by Hill billy joe January 25, 2021
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