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Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.
They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.
by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021
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treeing

to tree means essencially masturbating so much it is in a state permanent erection
"why are you hard?"
"i have been treeing to my hb"
by educatedyn December 14, 2024
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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silly tree stump

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'
by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025
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Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.
Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.
by tnj629 February 23, 2022
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shmubel tree

A shmubel tree is a type of artificial Christmas tree that is made from a combination of PVC and metal from India. It is designed to look like a real tree, but without the need for water or maintenance. Shmubel trees can help produce shmubel oil.
The shmubel trees in the park provided a beautiful canopy of shade on a hot summer day.
by Venomous Nutt February 6, 2023
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happy trees

the toxic cloud and the shape of the explosion after a nuclear bommbing
by TAKE ME 2 MY GRAVE April 3, 2017
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