Fred Man

A nick name given to a person with the birth name Fred/Freddy often used by friends.

Freddy : Hey, whats up guys?
Guys : Nothin much Fred Man!

by yaboinick June 5, 2017

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Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event

1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.

by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018

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man chum

Another meaning for semen or Cum, viscous liquid that comes out when ejaculating.

Vinny had to go to the hospital to get his stomach pumped after all the man chum he had ingested

by Big jake February 28, 2018

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man petrol

A name given to high strength dirt cheap alcohol found in large plastic bottles aka jerry cans or tankers

The lads needed a bit of a rev up for a big night out Johny turned up with a few tankers of man petrol and instantly everyone was on the tear

by Luke Doyle June 2, 2016

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Man-purring

Man-purring man purr AKA snoring; After going on a sports camp with several dad helpers there was one dad who snored constantly throughout the night. After several hours of sleepless annoyance, the rhythm of the snoring became deliriously comforting and relaxing, vaguely like a fat cat purring when it is content. Some of the coaches (and dads) complained the next morning of the constant snoring, but the 'man-purrer' awoke refreshed and oblivious to the issues he created. Snoring is a derogatory term for a natural and innocent act, blamed mostly on men. The dads all later agreed that we only snore because we are exhausted and contented - thus the term 'Man-purring' was coined. Man-purring is a far more politically correct name for an outdated, derogatory and argument-causing term known annoyingly as 'snoring'. 'Man-purring' displays to our partners a more innocent and sincere meaning for a common and natural phenomenon - "Men - do we snore? No, we 'man-purr.'"

Wife "I hope you slept well last night, you kept me awake with your continual snoring",
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!

by Brett Witherby January 15, 2017

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