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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
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North Carolina Nerf Gun

When you stuff a woman's ass full of foam ear plugs and wait for her to fart them out so you can catch them in your mouth.
We did the North Carolina Nerf Gun last night after my wife had some spicy jalapeño poppers and margaritas at the Mexican Restaurant for her birthday dinner.
by Sticky Fingers McGee June 28, 2025
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Gun Lap

Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.
by LivingUndead666 January 23, 2011
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Big Guns

Ripping Skaters. Also, the shit i'm gonna shoot you with if you keep shit talking Jake.
by ThePhelper May 9, 2019
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Robbed in daylight no guns

When you go to a store that up charges you for shit return.
I was just robbed in daylight no guns from going to fucking bougie grocery store erehwon for their $30 bottle water and $50 hamburger that was all mid 😭😭
by CUMSE April 2, 2024
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Scared boy with a gun

1. A little kid (5-10) who is home alone watching TV until someone breaks in, the boy hears this and grabs his dads gun he does not know how to use it but he's gonna protect his home even if he can. holding the gun had made him so scared he peed in his pants/underwear. 2. One of the things an alternate said to a character in the mandela catalogue.
1. That scared boy with a gun news report was crazy, i can't believe a 5 year old kid tried to shoot a gun!
2. Scared boy with a gun, sound familiar?
by Sol heman December 20, 2023
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gun-knife

v: to simutaneously stab and shoot someone
I gun-knifed him when he made fun of me
by bobbybob09773498274 April 7, 2008
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