light-black

a color found on the color wheel, just short of black, but north of grey. found to be visible only to the most talented eyes, such as Versace, Armani and Krishnan

The dress she is wearing is obviously light-black.

by the_regulator_of_mayhem November 26, 2010

Queen of light

An amazing women that claims the light but really controls the dark side! Or visa versa, depending on who you are!

Tortuga: she always brings me out of my shell to see the light!
Brown eye: that’s the moon, don’t get tricked by the “queen of light.”

by Brow eye bandit October 9, 2020

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

Cheating the light

Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.

Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."

Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"

Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"

Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"

by Laurenash13 May 28, 2010

put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention

Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by

by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021

Hittin lights

Taking the light that turns green as you approach an intersection.

Why’d you turn left? We need to go straight!
I’m just hittin lights cuh, quit being a square

by JasonW316 September 2, 2023