Flatapus

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.

Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!

by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024

Flatulnoid

1. Anxious or suspicious about passing wind in fear of flow through

The weekend i’ve had, makes me a little flatulnoid

by Kpsuedonym July 27, 2024

flattyitis

A particularly henious disease where one becomes savagely addicted to chasing large platycephalus fuscus, otherwise known as ‘sandbags’ or OVERSIZE Dusky Flathead. Generally the infected specimen never recovers from this and has it for life.

I used to be scared lonely and confused in life but now that I have flattyitis I can continue to go on.

by Dusky dave. July 31, 2024

Flatbackerackah

The flatbackerackah is a word used to describe the boney lump a minority of humans have at the back of the head. Researchers believe this is a trait derived from neanderthals.

Scott: Pedro, whats that weird lump on your head?
Pedro: thats just my flatbackerackah

by Fairytale263 February 21, 2024

Flatbackerackah

The flatbackerackah is a word used to describe the boney lump a minority of humans have at the back of the head. Researchers believe this is a trait derived from neanderthals.

Scott: Pedro, whats that weird lump on your head?
Pedro: thats just my flatbackerackah

by Fairytale263 February 21, 2024

Flattard

An offensive name for a person who believes that the earth is flat

Person A: Person C is such a flattard! Did he not see on our last beach trip that the sun goes down the horizon?
Person B: Yeah! He told us that the sun and moon is always above flat earth but we can clearly see the sun and moon rise and set which means that earth is mot flat!

by Octoweed March 29, 2024

Flatty

A fat girl that lacks ass and tits even tho she is a fatty making her look like a cylinder

Bro that bitch flatty

by anonymous April 4, 2024