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One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.
"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."
by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017
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drunk connected

1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.

2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.
My roommate was drunk connected with the random dude she met downstairs.
by 1234567890-098765434567890--09 January 20, 2017
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Bottle of drunk

Guy 1: "yo let's get some drinks man"
Guy 2:"aight let's go, I'm boutta get a bottle of drunk"
Guy1: "wtf is that man?"
Guy2: "that strong ass drink bro"
Guy 1: "ayyeeeeeeee"
by Drankkkk February 10, 2017
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Drunk Lego's

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019
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Moon drunk

When a person acts silly, odd, out of character or drunk like around the time of a full moon
Can have adverse affects on people or animals
Lunacy is tied to the full moon that why they are call Luna-tics.
“Chris was awfully giggly before bed, he must be moon drunk”.

“The moon was full yesterday and Tommy is acting strange; I wonder if he’s moon drunk?”

The horse is much more skittish today than normal.” “Yeah the full moon is tonight.” “Oh he must be moon drunk.”

“You are acting like a crazy person!”
“Tonight’s a full moon I’m moon drunk!”
by Shasake December 13, 2019
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mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own
After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.
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Drunk joined

When you join a social media site or a dating app, and you don’t remember what Neil the next day when you get a notification.
I drunk joined Tinder last night. Drunk joined means joining a website while tipsy.
by Big B! January 30, 2020
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