conservative douche

Usually a person who says one thing, doing the opposite and calling it fake news when others call them on it.

Trump is a conservative douche.
Conservative douche Roy Moore loves family values when they aren't older than 17 years old.

by AlternativeFactsAreLies December 17, 2017

douche nozzle

Leader of the free world as of January 20th, 2017.

Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.

by Dinglenougats January 20, 2017

douche casserole

A person who is being a retarded fuck at a certain moment. Possibly the only thing they have the braisn enough to cook and eat.

"Wow, Bill's a fucking douche casserole today, let's murder his family."

by J.M.P. June 11, 2006

douche bag

A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.

After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.

by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004

douche bag

Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.

Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."

John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"

by Nick Lupo April 7, 2008

Douche Doctor

This term applies to people who feel they must put a Dr. in front of their name to imply some sort of power, prestige or additional knowledge of something they know nothing about. By the addition of the title Dr. they might even assume they are some sort of Doctard or have some knowledge about the medical profession. In reality they are nothing more than a douche.

This guy whose name rhymes with Bucket threw a Dr in front of his name and has come to save the day, man he's such a douche doctor...

by FriendofM September 14, 2009

Douche Bag

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.

Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.

by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010