defunk

strait up sex. use it how you may.
becarful not to say it around doppelgangers,
los mexicanos and Steve.
they might just get a little dirrtay.

Boy: Wanna defunk?
Girl: I'm down.
Steve: Sex me up babyy!

by bobby capps. December 14, 2008

drunk driver

An individual who (unintentionally) gets in other people's way by walking on the wrong side of the footpath, corridor etc.

"I bumped into a drunk driver and missed the train."

by Encantadoro August 3, 2006

Irish I Were Drunk

"I wish I was drunk"

This phrase pokes fun at Irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. Not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word "Irish."

Drunk Irish Man: Irish I were drunk!

by Kilroy/Was/Here October 3, 2007

Drunk Becky

An alcoholic +50 year old that hangs out in bars and thinks she's in college.
Sleeps with her friends husbands

Alcoholic
Ho-bag

Dear god! Check out the drunk Becky over there! Better grab your man!

by Mrs kravitz August 13, 2016

hog tied drunk

term that describes "that night". most commonly used people of laid back, country lovin nature

the night you fucked your sister, hog tied drunk

by capt. pooter pie October 27, 2008

Unexpectedly Drunk

A person who arrives at an event/gathering in an inappropriately advanced stage of inebriation, and attempts to socialize with the other attendees as if nothing were out of the ordinary, is "unexpectedly drunk"

Antoine arrived at the wedding rehearsal a few minutes late, acting more relaxed and jovial than usual. It wasn't until he vomited on the bride's father, and attempted to use the bride's sister as a handkerchief, that people realized he was actually unexpectedly drunk.

by FriendOrFlake July 21, 2014

Piss Drunk

Mixing urine with alcohol and becoming intoxicated from the mixture.

Justin's friend just got back from Scotland and brought a bottle of whiskey with him. He pissed in a cup and added whiskey. He got piss drunk, and tripped over a mail bin, smashed his cup into a filing cabinet, and then fell hard to the floor!

by ProfanityPHD September 18, 2013