The College of New Jersey

Here at this school, you can't even say there is a fine line between the overachievers who are getting an "excellent" education.. and the all- star athlete from one of the neighboring counties. Atheltes stick together and sororities/ & fraternites sitck together. There is never any mixing. The athletes dont like greek life because there smart enough to pass classes w/o being a phys ed major and greek life hate athletes because they have NCAA championships to put on their resumes not just GPAs.

" omg i love my BIg big, and lilil and all the friends i pay for"-- typical sorority chick at the college of new jersey

by Kittenheel April 19, 2006

Christs College

Local ASBO factory located in Belfields, a suitable nuclear weapons testing site in Guildford, Surrey. Masquerading as local Secondary School, it churns out ASBO's by the day. It is wholly un-Christ-like in every way and have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters and remove the C and R you get SHITS COLLEGE?! Which is far better suited to a "school" with an iron curtain built round it. Which quite frankly should have been built to keep the ASBO's in rather than keep us out! Not that we'd ever wish to visit the establishment.

Local Guildfordian: What school do you go to?
ASBO: I go to Christs College.
Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?
ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.
Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.
ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.

by The Guildford Bearded Lady December 14, 2008

Bentley College

Where rejects from Boston College go, claiming that they would "rather be specialized for business," when really they lack the intelligence to get a well-rounded education.

Two guys went to Bentley College because they were waitlisted at BC, and now give their friend shit for going to BC because it "isn't even in Boston."

by Missed Dunk December 9, 2009

bentley college

hilliest area in the northeast where every male student wears a thong... and put a college there.

man,you go to bentley college? that's gay.

by mikey g February 27, 2005

Saint Michael's College Vermont

If you want to know where the granddaughters and grandsons of the confederate army attend college, this is the school. A school where the kids spend more time smoking green than being green. The schools acceptance committee is know to harass incoming minnority students by giving them lots of money to make up for their 98% white ignorant body of students. The white girls here spend more time putting on make-up, puking, and sleeping with the schools all black basketball team rather than studying. Joyce Hall consit of all jocks while Lyons is made of all the preppy kids who can afford to party and do as they please and last Ryan hall the one in worst condition of all of them is made of all the minority student, white trash, and all of the schools sexual harrashers. The social ladder of the school is as followed: White preppy girls, Jocks, miniorty guys, white trash, asians, nerds, and lastly minority girls.

Junior Guy: Hey you want to party Saint Michael's College Vermont style?
New minority freshmen: Sure I guess. How do you guys party?
Junior Guy: We just smoke weed, drink, and prey on drunk freshmen girls.
New minority freshmen: So do you guys atleast dance?
Junior Guy: Does dry humping count?

by TheUnknowSMC February 23, 2011

College of Dupage

College of Dupage (C.O.D.) is a community college in the Chicagoland suburbs area. Known as the college of dunce or college of dumbasses. Anyone who attends wasn’t acceptted into a university initially. well known for scams, horrible parking, and having large drop out rates the school insists on advertising being a top community college in the U.S.

How’s college of Dupage?
It’s a scam. I didn’t even learn anything useful or important.it’s the college of dumbasses

by Jordan jeffereson November 20, 2019

College Town

A College Town is any city that's population is predominately students attending a 4 year college or university.

Eugene, Oregon is an example of a College Town.

by I literally have 0 friends September 14, 2021