Willy Willow

The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.

Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.

by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022

willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.

Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.

by Broom handle June 17, 2016

Silly Willy

A silly billy that is a willy

You are a silly willy

by Lol1986 September 16, 2019

Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue

"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"

by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012

Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

by WickWhack April 23, 2024

appreciating willie

The stuff that involves the male organ and your hand. In other words, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

"Open that door, man! No, wait, are you appreciating Willie again?"

"Even though there seems to be no chick on this Earth to appreciate you, Willie, know that I'm always here for you."

by Lefty Palmer January 10, 2012

Willy Fog

A type of brain fog when you want to engage in sexual intercourse but instead of picking a mate based on love/attraction you are just searching for anything/anyone.

Willy - a colloquial word in Ireland for Penis

“Did you see the guy Tony went home with last night? ewwww!”

“Yeah he had Willy Fog man”

by Mysoupdoughname April 26, 2025