Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text

Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.

by Anon poop May 9, 2013

Jordans

A group of crazy awesome basketball players

Look at those jordans over there!

by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016

Jordan Hong

This dude straight up checks urban dictionary definitions for names. He describes himself as "it's the boy" and sometimes people call him JHong

Oh man it's Jordan Hong checking urban dictionary at Hangar again!

by Hangar24 July 20, 2023

jordan cotter

Someone with a phat juicy ass

Jordan cotter has a phat juicy ass

by Phat juicy ass October 17, 2021

Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.

jordan is a jordan

by manhandler bob September 24, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is the love of my life and we're locked in forever.

Isn't that Jae's man? Yea that's Jordan!

by iiihrtjaee November 20, 2023

Jordan

a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches

Jordan is a bitch.

by justinpimpin'rolin44 June 27, 2022