Bang, ding, WOW!!!

When a smoking hot Asian bangs you so hard you forget where you are and even what day it is. You reached a higher level of existence and then finished by seeing stars.

Dude, guess what just happened to me? What? It was “bang, ding, WOW!!!” You mean some hot Asian just rode the shit out of you? Totally!!!

by Cockness Monster 5 March 1, 2021

Bang the bend to hard

This gesture is given out when one has already locked the music and proceeds in the space without caution

Slacktrick bang the bend to hard.. resulting in the glizzys all over the floor

by Town242 May 6, 2021

Midwestern Slang And Bang

When a group of homosexual men all meet up on the side of the road to fuck and suck almost always ends in a bukake

Logan loves himself a good old fashioned midwestern slang and bang

by Mclovin420x September 1, 2023

Big bang Stupid

The act of being so stupid- that it seems like your stupidness was an early result of the Big bang.

Person 1: “Dude, have you seen her? She is Big bang stupid.”
Person 2: “I know right! It affects me.”

by Pawsie10 February 15, 2022

big bang theory

The belief that God banged a woman and 9 months later, our universe was born from the massive vagina. Also a compromise for the battle of Science vs God. In this compromise, no one is wrong.

"I thought God promoted abstinance."
"No man, obviously you haven't heard of the big bang theory."

by inco_nto September 22, 2009

bang my head

V. to sit through something that is utterly too boring that it literally becomes painful to sit through, but you have to stay there because of obligation.
i.e Organic Chemistry CHEM322a

"Well it was nice talking to you, but I have to get to class and bang my head for an hour."

by gogetaschick_1 September 17, 2008

Three Finger Bang

When three fingers is used to bang your girlfriend. The thumb for the clit. The point finger for the vagina. The middle finger for the anus. Used for multiple pleasure.

Also known as the Three Legged Dolphin.

Tom: I'm going to three finger bang you so hard.
Cindy: Yeah Tom, you know I love that shit!

by Hansie_kint February 26, 2013