bucket of tea

Your mouth after you have been tea bagged

Guy *takes balls out of mouth* "how's your bucket of tea"

by CraigDumpandGo October 13, 2017

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile

A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.

"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.

by repufolklore February 28, 2025

Orange tea

Something that only evil bitches drink that are out to get you. The antichrist against crazed middle aged women.

"YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ORANGE TEA YOU BITCH,".

by orangetea September 4, 2021

Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018

tea

Listen to the Kinks' song, "have a cuppa tea" and you'll know everything you need to know about tea

Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea...

by timinatorx May 26, 2023

forbidden iced tea

Chew tobacco spit in a iced tea bottle

Man my girlfriend is all pissed off at me now. She drank the forbidden iced tea from my spit bottle

by Jdbdbsuzh April 23, 2023

Tea

Tea is the real gossip it is the drama everyone wants to hear about

“Ohhhhhh spill the tea”
“Teeeeeaaaaaaaaa”

by Hi I’m soooo cool December 26, 2018