willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

Willis

Alternate to penis. Derives from the nickname for penis: weenus. With a change in pronunciation, becomes Willis

Touching my willis rn, wyd?

Who up choking their willis

Mr richard willis dickerton

by e_ijah June 18, 2025

Willy Chopper

A handjob enthusiast or connoisseur

Friend: did you guys have sex?
Me: No! She only gives handjobs, she’s a bit of a Willy Chopper

by Freddie21 January 10, 2022

Prison wet willy

Penetration, prison style

Ayo, what are you doing after work? You want a prison wet Willy?

by Big Papacito90 May 28, 2021

Willy Wonka

Another word for Purple drank.

My dude is out there sippin on Willy Wonka.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

wet willying

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.

Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.

by Karl XXXX February 21, 2009

Willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK

Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021