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Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
mugGet the Woke Saladmug.

Spiced salad

When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".
My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.
by Tankman21 June 26, 2016
mugGet the Spiced saladmug.

salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy
by LewisJepson September 20, 2010
mugGet the salad bummug.

kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky
Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office
by KookinGang August 3, 2017
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Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.
Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
mugGet the Roberto Saladmug.

Suddenly Salad

brings you the taste of summer all year long with convenient and fresh pasta and deli salads.
Suddenly Salad and Deli Salad Starter Kits are available in stores throughout the US. Simply enter your city name or zip code, and we’ll show you which products you can find in the stores near you.
by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023
mugGet the Suddenly Saladmug.

girl scout salad

When you take a girl scout leader into the woods away from her campsite and eat her out with ranch.
Yo i took the girl scout leaders and gave them the girl scout salad on their overnight.
by hsoms rob May 16, 2019
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