Metal

A corny ass genre of music

Metal is literally just reddit music lmfao

by The keckler 2 owo March 26, 2023

on your metal

An overused management phrase often used in team meetings as a motivational or performance booster which often leaves those present thinking 'what the hell does that even mean?' and 'Is he just making up his own quotes now?'. A generic phrase with no historical provenance. Frequently used in team meetings before or after recent poor performance or acts of sheer incompetence this generic term is a camouflaged attempt to get certain staff to improve and perform better. However they are deaf to the suggestion it is aimed at them and such use often 'goes straight over their heads'.

Manager - 'I don't want to tell you all how to suck eggs but you all need to be on your metal today'

by Is this a bad dream October 31, 2023

that’s metal

When something is so profoundly hardcore that it’s metal. Let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway last day of school, thats bad ass. Now let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway wearing a picture of their principles face, holding torches, and blasting music over the intercoms. All while (and interrupting) the principles sentimental goodbye to the school on the last day. Thats fucking metal. And there’s the different between something metal and bad-ass. Someone can be metal, do something metal, say something metal and more. In this context, metal may be a noun, verb, adjective, metaphor, simile, etc. Metal is all, few, one and none. It’s for everyone and nobody and some people. It’s fucking metal. It’s beyond our fucked world and definition made into something understandable. If your metal, you get metal. If your not, wish you could be.

Dude 1: Damnn did you see that ?
Dude 2: See what ?
Dude 1: Jamies bf cheated on her today, and she just keyed his car to say “small dick mobile” over there.

Dude 2: and now she’s drawing hearts with her lipstick on his windshield.

Dude 1: damn she gives no shits, and yk what’s even funnier

Dude 2: what ?
Dude 1: when she asked him today about it, and who the girl was… she laughed in his face and congratulated them. said she felt relief the “two neanderthals” could do it for each other. cause he “never really did it for” her.

Dude 2: holy shitttt, that’s metal, she’s fucking metal as hell. she rlly took that to a whole different level of bad-ass. full respect

by VV_sexy May 31, 2022

metallic forging

the government using metallic minerals in your body to create sicknesses.

The metallic forging sent the middle class citizen to the medical doctor several times a year.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drums are too quite, guitar has no aksents, trak looks longer than it aktually is, & tempo is always changing its like “Porridge”

Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

Post Kreated by theMekanik

Example 1: Motorhead the Band has a song kalled “Overkill” it is the epitome of “Porridge Metal Musik”

Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal

by anonymous December 16, 2023

scrap metal

What you call any steel/brass/aluminum item that you're too lazy or ignorant to repair.

I often find still-usable items at the junk yard that most folks consider to be merely scrap metal, but that I know how to salvage and make work again.

by QuacksO September 15, 2020

metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.

He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.

by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012