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Lubbock Texas

probably the most fucking boring city in the wole country. There is nothing to do here except visit texas tech and our crappy themepark, Joyland :/ but once you've done that, you've bout done it all. We're home of the dixie chicks and have more churches than lines that charlie sheen does in a day.
hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.

Odessa, Texas 

A place where courage the dog would live(Nowhere). Some where the love guru would not change to Now here. Some sections of this sad town(that's right Odessa, your downtown is horrible, and the place is not big enough to be called a city) holds some interesting people. locals call Odessa: Odezzy or O-town to make it sound cool. Which only fails.

Some "good" points about Odessa:
-It is home to Permian High School( that school that has a movie and book about it.)
-There's hardly and cops that do their job.
-there's mesquite for the BBQ lovers out there
-You can walk everywhere in the town, nothing's that far from you.thats about town
Fred: "I heard you moved man! Where to?"
Mike: "Dude, i moved to Odessa, Texas."
Fred: "What's it like?"
Mike: "Everything looks pretty dead. Hardly any grass or trees. OH! I'm going to Permian though!"
Fred: "That's cool?"
Mike:" You dont know Permian?"
Fred: " No"
Odessa, Texas by shadow.ninja March 13, 2011

Dollas Texas 

Slang word to define "Dallas Texas"
we stay getting that gwop in Dollas Texas

hooking up Texas style

To fuck, the most legit of all hook ups.
Jenny: They hooked up.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.

Tyler, Texas

The worst "city" in the great state of Texas. Located in a dry county, this is a great place for families and retirees but one of the worst cities in America for young single men. One of the adverse side effects of living in this city for an extended amount of time is that an unhealthy increase in masturbation is observed in 73% of the population. It is also located in Bible country, which is contradicting due to the fact that God would never create such a horrible place.
Man 1: Where did Jack's company relocate him to?
Man 2: Tyler, Texas.
Man 1: Oh man that sucks, he must be jerking it like five times a day now.
Tyler, Texas by Gkors March 8, 2011

Sloppy Texas Toast 

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.
Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!