horse cunting

A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy

I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”

by Froghead123 May 20, 2021

horse knees

When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.

Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!

by ColonelDickChee February 9, 2018

Horse Shrubbery

The disgusting shmegma coated pubes of a horse
See: bullshit

This is some fucking horse shrubbery

by Frogy120 August 22, 2023

horse blowjob

A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.

One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.

by CloakedSniper0 January 9, 2021

High in the horse

high in the hores is when someone gets too high

So when someone is smoking that good weed they got from this drug lord, named Ricky and they both were smoking it together right next to a horse the horse decides. Hey, you know what I’ll join in on their little sash so the horse takes a hit off that joint, and with the horse got too high he is high in the horse

by Conky November 19, 2023

Horse Flip

The action where you take extacsy and snort ketamin afterwards.

A: Bro I hit the horse flip last weeked.
B: Damn Bro you should have called me.

by Ket-girl January 13, 2020

Year of the Horse Cock

2014 The year of the horse cock! Jarmer says he’s doing it on his own

What year is it? Why it’s 2014… the year of the horse cock Todd J says I’m doing it on my own.

by Rawdog77 March 14, 2025