the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.
by big shark September 6, 2010
Get the dutch fudge rollmug. To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
Get the To Dutch someone upmug. Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.
by Will Dillan May 27, 2017
Get the dutch germanmug. Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019
Get the DUTCH CRUTCHmug. Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.
by Jtac88 October 8, 2017
Get the dutch pizzamug. by jemoeder008 March 26, 2014
Get the being dutchedmug. by doland January 12, 2017
Get the dutch veganmug.