A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
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Idiot: Christian is such a fucking satanist with that music.
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
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"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."
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