Favorite Brother

• Is someone that loves and cares about you so much.
• Someone that is always there for you no matter what.
• Someone that shows you lots of attention and give you tons of advice.
• Someone that calls, text, or FaceTime you every night.
• Someone that spoils you with good things. (Like candy, food, etc.)
• Someone that will tell you right from wrong.
• Someone that actually treats you like their lil sister.
• And most importantly a favorite brother is someone you can come to regardless of what it is and won’t be judged.

My favorite brother is the best. He is always their for me when everyone else turns their back on me.

by UnKnOwNeD .. July 22, 2019

Ur brother a mother

"Ur brother a mother" is a step up from ur dad lesbian. Every time these magic words are said, we as a species traverse deeper into the he'll hole known as extinction.

Assmeister43 : ur mom gey
Kermit_1h3_D: ur dad lesbian
Assmeister43: no u, ur brother a mother

*kermit's house would explode, killing him, and any family inside*

by Waus June 11, 2018

nick my brother

a discusting 11 yr old bitch.

nick my brother gets boners from old men walking down the macaroni isle..then proceeded to do the flying camel to our dog (look it up) ;-;

by Mol Ester April 18, 2018

Eskimo Brother

When two males have intercourse with the same woman during her menstrual cycle

Me and my neighbor both slept with the same girl while on her period. That makes us Eskimo brothers

by WallyNotWest May 20, 2023

Dupuis Brothers' Restaurant

The seemingly always closed restaurant off the highway in Port Angeles, Washington, and the one place in Washington state where you can order a pizza and they give you a salad.

"Were they fat-shaming me at Dupuis Brothers' Restaurant the other day? I ordered a pizza and they gave me a salad!"

by acolleen May 7, 2025

ur brother a mother

The biggest roast of all time. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grandmammy tranny, ur grandpap trap, ur sister mister, no u are all inferior.

oofer: ur mom gay
pleb: ur dad lesbian
oofer: no u
pleb: ur grandmammy tranny
oofer: ur sister a mister
pleb: ur grandpap trap
oofer: but ur brother a mother
pleb: *instantly in hell*

by Dropped My Idiot February 1, 2019

Baby-Bird Brothers

When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.

Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""

by Randy Rocket May 28, 2018