ice teaing

To hit some one or to beat the shit out of some one out of the blue

If you don't leave me alone I'll ice tea your ass
Dude he's ice teaing your ass

by fox bitch May 26, 2015

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

Mountaineer's Tea

n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.

Waitress: So, just sweet tea?
Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?

by Latino Banana October 24, 2016

tea turn

A person that often says away from hanging with friends in order to not pay their share on a hangout night.

Man that assist tea turned again. It was his turn to pay for the hookah!

by St00pidp00p November 15, 2016

Tea

The scottish definition of dinner

"Come out Later on"
"Nah I can't I'm having my tea"

by Weaboo324 November 22, 2016

tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

by Gabraham November 28, 2016