smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Smoked beef

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.

“You don’t want this smoked beef fam”

by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020

Suck and smoke

a dildo that has a built in weed holder so you can suck the dildo while smoking weed later

Hey did you buy the new suck and smoke

by stroke and smoke January 4, 2022

Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason

Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025

smoke wall[s]

The act of blowing marijuana smoke at a small beam of light shining through a small space between curtains and or blinds to create the illusion that there is a wall of smoke. You can also use mirrors to make more than one wall.

Mexico: Hey, Brogan. Go grab the mirror and let's make some smoke walls.

Brogan: Dude, I have no weed.

Mexico: Don't worry. I've got you covered.

by craigles ogrady December 19, 2013

Smokes

Slang for cigar, cigarette, fag, etc.

'You got any smokes?'

by Abcdefgilikeurfacebby May 20, 2021

smoke

Nrgu's gf

-Bro nrgu got a gf
-Yeah i know, its just catfish that guy called smoke

by Zerachel March 24, 2024