Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value
Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.
by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024
Get the Russian blitzmug. Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
by Joe E C June 17, 2022
Get the Wet Russianmug. A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018
Get the Russian trombonemug. An overly friendly russian that joins your raid group and proceeds to lay out battleplans, strategies and logistics. While initially nobody listens to him, the russians months of preparation eventually convince the group to follow his instructions. When it comes to the actual boss fight, the russians plans appear to be too complicated for mere mortals to comprehend. Only after after multiple attempts is the group able to slay the boss.
(no shoulders were dropped during the making if this defenition)
(no shoulders were dropped during the making if this defenition)
pass: wtf are these tacts?
poeticas: this is what the tacts russian told us to do, just roll with it.
poeticas: this is what the tacts russian told us to do, just roll with it.
by waltiger May 20, 2017
Get the tacts russianmug. Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.
Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!
Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.
Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!
Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
Get the Russian disinformationmug. The maneuver in which a female takes a mouthful of diesel and proceeds to light it on fire whilst the male inserts his scrotum into her mouth. She then spits it into his anus, and he farts into her eyes.
Rob: Hey man, why don't you take a seat? Class is about to start.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.
by P0LkaPL0x July 5, 2011
Get the Russian Gaslinemug. When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’
by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022
Get the Russian Paint Jobmug.