Promise the moon and deliver a pebble

To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.

"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"

by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025

Sailor Moon is coming to visit

Sailor Moon is coming to visit is a very family friendly yet unusual euphemism for a teenage girl’s period.

Hey Miss Marianna, Sailor Moon is coming to visit you!

by Snapper2001 December 23, 2025

"stars, planets, and moons" compliment

I.e., saying dat someone has a "heavenly body".

Slim shapely chick: Every time I go to visit my new boyfriend, he draws tiny images of the Sun and Saturn on my nails while giving me an all-over massage; he says it's his way of giving me a "stars, planets, and moons" compliment regarding my attractive physique.

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.

me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."

by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025

Project Moon Slop

A term used by Roblox and TikTok users to define unnecessary allusions to the Korean game studio Project Moon in the aforementioned Roblox games. Often used in a derogatory way to make fun of these devs who add these references in to either make money, or for the sake of adding references to the franchise.

Yo, bro, did you hear? They added Roland from Library of Ruina to *insert random game name here*

Great, more Project Moon Slop on this platform!

by Kizzmonkey January 1, 2026