by e. honda’s jock strap February 13, 2022
When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black
by landon haas May 22, 2024
Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022
Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish
Example:
MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.
MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.
A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"
My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 02, 2022
i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.
by BigClam_69 March 23, 2015
when u nut in someone’s ass and the nut mixes with there shit and then when they poop it looks like a pile of mud.
“yo last night my ass get railed and he nutted in me. few days later i had to shit and it was a mud pie.”
by urmomscock October 11, 2020