matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.

“Matthew the orange isn’t that bad”

by baddielucygirl December 13, 2022

matthew barbosa

matthew barbosa is a dumb kid that thinks hes so funny by moaning in peoples ears and calling people daddy. matthew barbosa dick just gets smaller and smaller every day. matthew barbosa continues to harass people daily

matthew barbosa is a bitch 🤍

by matthew barbosa hater January 25, 2022

Matthew

related to incest.
that’s all.

person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again

by sandymannnnnn May 25, 2019

Matthew

He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*

“ Like cmon these were all clearly written by middle school girls” -Matthew

by Spamemailonly November 23, 2021

Matthew

Prob will be your best friend he is amazing in every way the best boyfriend ever I know from experience he is amazing caring and kind and can light up any room an awesome person who puts himself before others

Matthew is awesome

by Savannah has a hot bf April 12, 2020

matthew pilkington

matthew pilkington simps for everyone so that he has back up people for when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

is that matthew pilkington? i better not get too close, he'll pull me into a simping trance.

by Platinum31 May 15, 2021

Matthew

A lazy fat guy that you'll see working at your local gas station in your future. He has a receding hairline, and is a huge dumbass. He is very arrogant and stubborn. He is really buff though but he uses he strength to his advantage to be a dick to others.

"Matthew, will you please stop."

"No, and I'll punch you if you keep talking."

by _xXx_Finna_Pull-Up_xXx April 20, 2018