smack leg

When a junkie/ gear head has to resort to shooting up in there leg because all the veins in there arm have collapsed. Usually very unsightly and covers in scabs and weeping puss ulcers.

“Omg gross check dans smack leg, it fucking stinks”

by Lord fuckquad December 19, 2023

Itchy leg from tattoo

Leg is extremely red and tender. Best way to resolve the problem is to get named with TJ ASAP or risk it causing scars…

Itchy leg from tattoo cure is to Just get naked..

by Cute to Itchy Leg Tattoo June 18, 2022

gradient legs

(noun) a tan that fades from tan to white in the leg area; a less abrupt tan line

Alexandra developed gradient legs after wearing a combo of pants, dresses, and shorts.

by mikethebangsta July 31, 2011

My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

Skinny Leg Syndrome

When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.

Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.

by ZeeEx December 22, 2019

Leg jails

Pants

Mom, why do I have to wear these leg jails!

by anonymous October 8, 2022

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018