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Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011
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Douche Liner

When the douchecanoe is no longer big enough to hold the amount of douchery that the douchebag exudes, said douche needs a larger boat, (a large ocean-going vessel) to carry the douchedom to other parts of the world. The douche-o-liner makes stops at doucheport, the isle of douche, the kingdom of douche, douchebag strait, and many other douchey ports-of-call.
My ex is the Captain of the S.S. Douche Liner, it's nothing but drama and trouble with him.
by smartass76 November 8, 2014
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sister liner

When your eye liner isn't identical on both sides so it's like the lines are sisters, rather than twins as they should be.
"We all have to put up with sister liner sometimes, they can't always be twins youknowwhatimsaying" said the annoying YouTube beauty guru.
by LawSuitUp March 12, 2016
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Louisiana Lineup

The act of being plowed by multiple men, typically while wearing football gear.
I’m not gay, but I’d definitely go for a Louisiana Lineup anyday.”
by superchucky308 May 26, 2018
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Angel Lines

An Angel Line is a term used to describe an extraordinarily large line of insuflated Ketamine Hydrochloride.

The term originated somewhere in regional Victoria, Australia in the year 2019-2020 and was coined by the term's, namesake, who has an extremely large appetite for the drug.

When imbibed, the large dose of Ketamine can result in the user experiencing the "K-hole" and ego death. It can also lead users to engage in other strange behaviours, and other devious activities not normally undertaken with smaller doses of the drug, or whilst sober.
"What the fuck is that? That's not an Angel Line?!".

"I've broken him with an Angel Line".

"Hey xxxxx, can I do an Angel Line?"

"We had Angel Lines and things got weird".

"Is there any more Ketamine, we should do Angel Lines?".

"That Angel Line made me K-Hole".

"She gave me a fucking Angel line again".
by Socialistpilot July 29, 2020
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tag lines

Tan lines made by sun or dirt that make a line on your feet specifically when wearing Tag brand shoes.
I was out in the hot sun all day and now my feet have some major tag lines.
by Native nomads July 31, 2020
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sweatshirt liner

a shirt you own but only ever wear under a sweatshirt because you wouldn't want to be caught dead wearing it. every time you see it, you question why you even own it.
I bought that meme shirt at Hot Topic a year ago but it only ever comes out of my dresser in the winter. It's just another sweatshirt liner at this point.
by hashtag_hashtag September 27, 2020
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