A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call

by sleeves November 06, 2007

booty call PG style

A call simply to make out no strings attached.

Hey babe this is a booty call PG style meet me in my car.

by cory martin December 02, 2007

Call of Duty: World at War

The worst excuse for a Call of Duty game known to man, the only thing that makes this game worth 50$ is probably Nazi Zombies.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: What the fuck? You spent 50$ on that peice of shit? Damn you just fucking wasted your money!

by aonoeofahepogfear'jrea;goiju;r November 01, 2009

call of duty mobile

a pubg rip off

my bro: look i am playing call of duty mobile

me:"calls police"

by thanoses mom October 31, 2019

throw a turd and call it serving caviar

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.

Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

i should call her/him

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.

*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him

by lolpp37 June 13, 2020